John Pounds - The Musical

What a whopper

What a whopper

And if I never eat no more
And full upon the floor
I won't forget that Christmas pudding
It's the biggest I ever saw.

What a whopper, What a whopper
Never seen a finer offering before
What a whopper, What a whopper
It's the biggest Christmas pud I ever saw.

Well I've been around the world a bit and had all kinds of grub
I once had a plate of shiskibab in a Turkish pub
Then I went across to china and that was very nice
Until they gave me two great lumps of wood
To eat a bowl of rice.
Well I've eaten all kinds of vitals
As you can well believe
but to have a chunk of the Christmas pud
is the best I could receive

What a whopper, What a whopper
Never seen a finer offering before
What a whopper, What a whopper
It's the biggest Christmas pud I ever saw.

Now I am the local baker and I'm sure you know to well
How I like to keep the town supplied
With bread that's fresh not stale
I like it when I'm busy
And I'm making lots of dough
You'll often hear me singing
When I Throw it to and frow
I don't mind a little competition
As I know that it's all for the good
Can I take a look at the recipe
And grab another slice of Christmas pud.

What a whopper, What a whopper
Never seen a finer offering before
What a whopper, What a whopper
It's the biggest Christmas Pud I ever saw.

I never thought at this time of year
That any crowd would want to cheer
So I went over to investigate
Let me see what's going on here
And then to my amazement
The proceedings were much more clear
I soon found out what the fuss was about
When this pudding did appear
So I took down some particulars
to take a villain into custody
I'll arrest that Christmas pud and say
You better come along with me.

What a whopper, What a whopper
Never seen a finer offering before
What a whopper, What a whopper
It's the biggest Christmas Pud I ever saw.

What a whopper, What a whopper
Never seen a finer offering before
What a whopper, What a whopper
It's the biggest Christmas pud I ever saw.

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